Lead foot? Late for Work? Does that Police Officer Know You By First Name?

Then You Need:
The Anti-Ticket Donut!

Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car. 
If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: “I can’t find my car’s registration, I only have this tasty donut”. Or say, “Instead of my driver’ license, wouldn’t you like to have this delicious donut?” The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging.  
Think of it as a polite way of saying: "Can we settle this here?"

Get yours today!
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DISCLAIMER
The Anti-Ticket Donut is a novelty only.  It will not get you out of a ticket, it is not a real food product, and it will not freshen your breath.
This product is for entertainment purposes only.

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